What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.