What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.