What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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What do blonde's have against condoms?

A: Their cheeks.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.