A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
A: There aren't any pictures.
A: Fur traders.
P*** Even Superman can't hold it.
By the ears
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
Trying to get out of his grave.
Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.
Two pirates
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
A wind tunnel.
Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.