What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What is a brunette between two blondes?

A. An interpreter.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "