What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

A: Fur traders.

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.