How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"