How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

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What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

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What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES???

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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"