How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)