ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!
An elephant with diarrhea...
A *paradox.*
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
Gnomenclature.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
Because they are always a little behind
Short John Silver!
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
It's Christmas, Eve!
Because of Santa and his Raindeer.
Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?
