What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?