What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

What does Santa call the elf police?

The Po Po Po.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

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How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!