A: They're too hard to peel.
A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
Because they hate Type O's
Because they fall through his hands.
They're so damned hard to peel.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
