Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

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What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.