Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich