Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

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What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

An air mattress.

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

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Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

A: To keep from peeling.