Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

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What do blonde's have against condoms?

A: Their cheeks.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

they get all over the sheets.

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich