Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

W Jokes More W Jokes

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

M&M Factory Jokes More M&M Factory Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

M&M Jokes More M&M Jokes

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

How much is an M&M?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!