Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

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Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

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What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant