Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

A: Proofreading.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

How much is an M&M?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!