What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

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What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

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Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.