What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?

Whale of fortune !

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.