What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

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Who the clown use as his clown horn?

Who nose

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

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What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

What is Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

HAND-EYYYYEEEEE-EEEE-IIIII!!!