What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billy Jeans!

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How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

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What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of co-ordination?

HAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD EYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE.