What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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What do you call Bruno Mars?

Michael Jackson the third.

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

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Why do black people spend so much on their shoes?

You would to if you had such a long walk home.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

Hand eyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee......

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.