What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billy Jeans!

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What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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What do you call a man with just a nose?

No body nose man. Hue hue hue.

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit?

Her last one

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses