What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

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How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

What's Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

Hand eyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee......