What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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Why does Michael Jackson like 26 year Olds?

Because there are twenty of them.

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Michael Jackson

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Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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They 'turnip' their noses.

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Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

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What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.