What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord?

A-minor

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

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How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.