What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

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How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

Hand EYEEEEEIIIEEE.....