What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

What is Bill Cosby's arch-nemesis?

Smelling salts.