What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?

Abroad.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.