What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

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What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

Show and smell!