What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese