What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

What is the favorite number of french potheads?

80

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What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

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Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

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Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start