What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What's colorless and smells sweet?

Chloroform SHHHH..

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

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What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.