What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud