What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

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What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

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What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

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How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.