What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

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A dead bird.

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.