What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

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Because he got tired.

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A: Public access.

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

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How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.