What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

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What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

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Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb

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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.