What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What's a riot?

Three dyslexics.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.