What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick