What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.