What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

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What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.