What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

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Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

What's the most surprising advancement in tech?

Headphone jacks are obsolete.

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What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude