What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Tech Jokes More Tech Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

Injection Jokes More Injection Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ?

Claudework Orange !