What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.