Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

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How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

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What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.