Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

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Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.