How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun

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What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

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Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!