How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

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Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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What is a Juanito?

A little Juan

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess