How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

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Why does it take two premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.