How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

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How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

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How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag