How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.

How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

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How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.