How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

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How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.