What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

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Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

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How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

Where are the best leaders made?

Flint, Michigan.