What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

Flint Jokes More Flint Jokes

Where are the best leaders made?

Flint, Michigan.

What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb &amp J.