What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

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What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

Where are the best leaders made?

Flint, Michigan.