What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

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Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

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What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb &amp J.

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What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.