How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

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How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

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How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery