How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

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Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

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What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

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What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

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How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.