How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

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What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

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What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.