How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

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How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

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How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.