How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans?

The scaffolding

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

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Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

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What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

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What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.