Public Transportation Jokes

Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.