Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

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How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.