How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

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Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

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Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

What do you call an emo on a hiking trip?

Cliffhanger.

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...