How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...