How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

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What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

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What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

What do you call an emo on a hiking trip?

Cliffhanger.

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...