How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...