How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

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Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

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Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.