What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

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What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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When should funerals occur?

Mourning

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning