What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

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How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

When should funerals occur?

Mourning