What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

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Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.