What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.