What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

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What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

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How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood