What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.