Where you left it
She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD
Cross your legs
A pure bred meth lab.
Kevin still doesn't know.
Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.
PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.
She was trying to find the lowest prices
Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.