Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

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Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.