Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!" ?

A dog with a hair lip

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.