Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach