Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What was the dog doing on the turnpike?

About seven miles an hour.

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this