Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

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Why don't dogs make good dancers ?

Because they have two left feet !

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.