Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.