Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

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What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.