Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

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Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

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Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm