What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave?

The Hip Replacement Guy.

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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What did the teacher call her intelligent yet self-harming student?

Her scar pupil.

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D

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now museum, now you don't

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A retail store.

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How do you make a tiramisu?

With a thousand Gigamisous

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.