What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

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What do you call Asian quadruplets?

4chan

How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

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What do you call a Reddit Psychic?

A 4chan teller

What do you call a psychic on /b/?

A 4Chan-Teller