What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

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What do you call Asian quadruplets?

4chan

What's the difference between a 4chan user and a Cuck?

A cuck has a girlfriend.

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Why are you so ugly?

Boy: I'm you from the future.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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What do you call a Reddit Psychic?

A 4chan teller

What do you call a psychic on /b/?

A 4Chan-Teller