4chan Jokes

What's the difference between a 4chan user and a Cuck?

A cuck has a girlfriend.

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Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

What do you call Asian quadruplets?

4chan

What do you call a Reddit Psychic?

A 4chan teller

What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you call an original idea on Reddit?

A repost.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

Cuck Jokes More Cuck Jokes

What's the difference between a 4chan user and a Cuck?

A cuck has a girlfriend.

Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What two states are opposites?

A: Maryland and Misury

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of kids?

a migraine

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...