One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.
About 200 pounds.
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party
A traffic accident.
A crew.
4chan
They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting