What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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What is a dentist's favorite time of the day?

2:30

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

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What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Critic Jokes More Critic Jokes

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents