Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
Dead by the side of the road..."
Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
A joggernaut.
Sing the nation anthem they will sit down
Red Red Wine!
It's in the tank.
Because they like being amoosed !
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
Don't Stop Bereavin'
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Because they love torrents.
Storms off w/ his son, Kegger
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