What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How was your day ?

And he goes: " rrrrRough "

What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl band in the concert?

Because the P is silent

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

Critic Jokes More Critic Jokes

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.