How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

Critic Jokes More Critic Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.