How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.