How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why was the anomaly so poor?

Because it didn't make any cents!

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Critic Jokes More Critic Jokes

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"