How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

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What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."