Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."