Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."