Always tip your server.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
They keep the tips.
A tip
IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
They can never get further than the tip!
They start tipping balls.
The tip!
Because they always *tip*.
Two cents
Couple's Daily Question Mug
two cents
Tip him for the pizza.
when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
Because they never leave a tip.
When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
A: Fifty dollars and a tip.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Audi *tips hat*
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
Paint it black.
Its on the tip of my tongue...
They don't give a tip because they take the tip.
You only get paid in tips.
He tips well.
M'Hearty"
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
The size of the tip.
Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.
because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
That's not funny..."
ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.
In case you wake the sleeping pills!
Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.
A pit bull.
A wake-up call!
Because it wanted autumnomy
Decalfinated.
Tips waitress*
Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
