Always tip your server.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
They keep the tips.
A tip
IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
They can never get further than the tip!
They start tipping balls.
The tip!
Because they always *tip*.
Two cents
Couple's Daily Question Mug
two cents
Tip him for the pizza.
when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
Because they never leave a tip.
When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
A: Fifty dollars and a tip.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Audi *tips hat*
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
Paint it black.
Its on the tip of my tongue...
They don't give a tip because they take the tip.
You only get paid in tips.
He tips well.
M'Hearty"
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
The size of the tip.
Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.
because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole
Cause the system is broke, yo.
In case you wake the sleeping pills!
Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
IHOP
Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.
Cos 720 is 1
He gives it an F5
Wookieeleaks
to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.
with a cowculator.
FeDora I'll see myself out.
M'otherland"
Because your mom was on the other side..
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
