When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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Server Jokes More Server Jokes

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

System Jokes More System Jokes

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

Admin Jokes More Admin Jokes

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.