when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Always tip your server.
The size of the tip.
They don't give a tip because they take the tip.
He gives it an F5
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
A spider
During Black Friday.
They're trying to destroy the evidence.
Idi Admin.
Still waiting to hear back from an admin.