When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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Server Jokes More Server Jokes

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

System Jokes More System Jokes

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

Why are hurricanes always named after white people?

Because white people destroy everything.

Admin Jokes More Admin Jokes

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.