When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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Server Jokes More Server Jokes

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

System Jokes More System Jokes

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

Admin Jokes More Admin Jokes

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN