Always tip your server.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because the servers are always steaming hot
A wake-tress
At Olive Garden the servers actually work.
All of its servers were busy
when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
Because the servers cannot be found
He thought they said internet camp
404
I don't know, it's not my side work.
Because all of the servers are busy.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
D--Dos
Because you already read-it.
Creddit!!!!
I'm sari.
A cloth.
During Black Friday.
Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.
My <BODY> is ready. What did the browser answer Please give me <HEAD> first.
Mary Jane dumped him.
Idi Admin.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
Steaks.
Chute
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
The Jets.