Server Jokes

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

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Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible?

Because all of the servers are busy.

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

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He had lost a deer friend

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fun!