Server Jokes

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

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Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible?

Because all of the servers are busy.

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

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What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

fish are cool

What is Reddit's favorite pirate?

Neckbeard

Root Beer Jokes More Root Beer Jokes

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

System Jokes More System Jokes

How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.