Server Jokes

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

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Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible?

Because all of the servers are busy.

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

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Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

System Jokes More System Jokes

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ?

Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !

How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

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What happened to the tasty noun?

Verbatim.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.