Server Jokes

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

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Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible?

Because all of the servers are busy.

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

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What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

System Jokes More System Jokes

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess?

Extreme Pawnage

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.