How did you get into my house?

business.

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"