How did you get into my house?

business.

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...