How did you get into my house?

business.

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why was the cemetery plot salesman upset?

Business was dead.

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.