How did you get into my house?

business.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

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Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.