What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Ooh Jokes More Ooh Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.