What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Why did the man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

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A bus

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

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What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"