What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

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How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.