What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

Ooh Jokes More Ooh Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.