What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

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Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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Legolas

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Legolas

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A Hebrew.

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Live Jasmine

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All of its servers were busy

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What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"