How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.