You shake em' we take em!"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
A bread-stick-em-up!
A call-em
You keep hearing about em but you never see em
Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww
Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner
Kick em.
They've both had a downy inside em.
Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!
If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!
C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*
Bill front (Money jokes i got em)
Ya herd one, ya herd em all.
cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL
Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
An Army of Juan
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.
A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
A Poptometrist!
That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.
Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
I replied "Typo".
Arizona
The training.
Put it out man!
Don't look. I'm dressing."
