You shake em' we take em!"
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Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
A bread-stick-em-up!
A call-em
You keep hearing about em but you never see em
Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww
Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner
Kick em.
They've both had a downy inside em.
Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!
If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.
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The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!
C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*
Bill front (Money jokes i got em)
Ya herd one, ya herd em all.
cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL
Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Because telling them once wasn't enough.
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
Neptunes!
Uniball.
Anything you want they're not going to hear you.
A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!
Waba Fett
Because you gotta catch Jamal
You hear about them but never see them
Two octopuses shaking hands.
He just shakes it off.
A: They wanna peek-a-chu.
Poke him in the eye
Being black.
They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.