You shake em' we take em!"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
A bread-stick-em-up!
A call-em
You keep hearing about em but you never see em
Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww
Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner
Kick em.
They've both had a downy inside em.
Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!
If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!
C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*
Bill front (Money jokes i got em)
Ya herd one, ya herd em all.
cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL
Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Hogwarts!
A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!
They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
100 meter Daesh
You keep hearing about them, but you never see one
Humpty Dumpty
BanDDoS
A receding hare line.
Because it messes with their hops
No."
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Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!
To remind black people they were slaves before they became drug dealers.
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom