What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!"

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

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What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

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Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.