What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!"

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How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!