What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!"

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What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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Who's there CD CD who?

C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww