They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.
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You shake em' we take em!"
A nervous wreck.
Not Ali....
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
He got the shakes instead.
a ham-stir
He just shakes it off.
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
Shake It Off
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You put it in a freezer!
Earthquakes stop shaking
It twerked.
Shake N' Bake.
Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.
Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.
More than you can shake a stick at
They shake hands.
They have Barkinson's
Shake it off
Shaking Bad.
Shake that blasphemy
Shake 'n Bake.
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
Shaken. Not stirred
They shake.
A nervous wreck!
Polaroid Integral Film and Babies
He prefers them shaken, not stirred.
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
Amahl shook up !
You shake a baby.
Shake It Off by Tayler Swift
If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
They both shake it off.
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
Two octopuses shaking hands.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
Haiti.
He had Barkinson's
I prefer both of them shaken
To see if there was any more money in the kitty !
Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.
Shaking hands.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
They're whey isolate.
Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!
To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
The windows milk shake!
To shake things up on network tv.
It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!
Michael
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing
You've had whey too much!
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
A little shaken.
A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
None, they're all screwed.
Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.
Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5
A row bot.
Ali.
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Divorce!
Baby kangaroos.
Getting diagnosed with cancer.
I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"
Bacon! Get it?
A ham ham.
