Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite song?

Shake It Off

What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

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How does James Bond sleep?

Around.

How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.