Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

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How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

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Where do you go when you need a sperm donation?

Sasha Grey's mouth

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.