Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

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What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

Bubble-0-7