Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

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Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."