Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!