Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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Who always wins the insect election?

The lesser of two weevils.

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.