Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

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What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

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Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)