Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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Because she wanted to get rich milk.

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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A cardvark!

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)