Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed?

Shrank Sinatra"

What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play?

a conundrum

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game