Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

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What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)