Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

What is something we all lost?

The Game

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)