Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)