Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

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What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)