You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
My wife.
Because he's dead.
Rattle-snakes.
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
Jokes on
anything with curry in it.
Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
On and on anon.
A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
Scares their dogs.
