Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

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What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

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Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.