Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.