Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture