Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight