Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes