Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture