Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.