He couldn't trust his hose.
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!
Wade
Jose and Hose B.
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
Plastic Italians.