Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.