Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

What is the ultimate definition of trust?

Two cannibals going down on each other

How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.