Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight