Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload