Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

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What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

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What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture