Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

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What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

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What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight