What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

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Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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What's my favorite machine at the gym?

The snack machine.

Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.