What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

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Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"