What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery?

A semi-colon

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How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)